Understanding "That's Why I Chose Yale"

If you haven't seen the video embedded above, then I strongly encourage that you do so.  "That's Why I Chose Yale" is a 16+ minute campy musical extravaganza created by recent alums and current undergraduates, funded by the admissions office - and posted to the Yale youtube channel in mid-January.  The premise behind the project, which I read on the dozens of blogs weighing in on this topic, is that the number of applications Yale receives each year had been trending downward - and so an enterprising recent grad working in the admissions office proposed that Yale reinvent the college tour video to generate some online buzz about the school.  The video has been viewed several hundred thousand times and has elicited a wide range of reactions from alumni, current students, prospective students and onlookers like me.  (Ripped of its context, I think the video is amazing, but as a brand text its existence becomes a little more complicated.)

One of the more common comments I've seen online portrays alumni who dislike the video as aloof and not comprehending that they're not the target audience.  The claim is that the students applying for a spot in the class of 2014 have been weaned on the mother's milk of High School Musical and other ironic fare - and that this campiness resonantes in a way that an older generation just wouldn't understand.  Yes, it's possible that watching hundreds/thousands of hours of Simpsons reruns and Colbert Reports, et. al. has had an indelible effect on the way young people process (joke about) the world.  But, you have to wonder if this is a compelling reason to veer so far away from the posture of exclusivity / austerity that the best U.S. universities affect.

A good friend of mine once joked that one's main goal when choosing a college should be to pick a school that won't elicit the response "Where's that?"  Obviously, choosing a college is about buying a brand name - to put on your resume and to proudly mention each time someone casually inquires about your past.  It's really astonishing how impactful the name of a good school is.  Just stand in the company of someone that went to any Ivy League school as he/she mentions this to someone who went somewhere that was (God forbid) not in the Top 50.  It's like that odd silence in the room that appears when people in low income brackets watch Mercedes commercials.

It's important to note that the Yale video asserts very few unique selling propositions.  Much like every other major, private U.S. university in existence, you will live in a dorm that has a gym, eat at a dining hall with organic/vegetarian options, join one of hundreds of clubs/activities and take lots of different classes.  Ok, maybe you'll take a class taught by a Nobel Prize winner or listen to Brian Williams speak.  Oh yes, and the common rooms have fancy leather chairs.  But, is that what determines the excellence of a school?

Well, no one really knows exactly.  At some point in the indeterminate past, U.S. News and World Reports became the authority on ranking colleges and uses a complex algorithm to quantify the quality of a school.  (Sometimes undergrads from my alma mater will call me soliciting for a donation and urge that I just give $1 a year, as % of alums donating is part of the equation.  Very odd.)  Somehow (perhaps to be discussed in a later post) this rankings system has codified the hierarchy of school importance.

Clearly the framework that U.S. News used when compiling these rankings for the first time was the accepted hierarchy that already existed.  (OK, Ivy League schools + MIT, etc are the best, what characteristics do they have?) Currently, Yale sits in the 3-spot.  And why does it remain within a 1 slot radius every single year?  Because it's already there.  It's self-perpetuating.  Hire esteemed academics, accept people with high SAT scores, keep the buildings looking Medieval and badass.  It seems like a remarkably simple process to maintain.

It's strange territory that Yale has entered into.  When your brand is all about austere exclusivity you don't tend to want it to appear accessible.  No one has ever accused these top schools of being funny or fun - and that's all part of the mystique.  (Sure there are some famous Ivy League comedians and Hollywood comedy writers, but that's hardly the essence of these schools.)  I wonder if Yale will further explore this possible new identity as ironic hipster Ivy.

In the end, will this video have much of an effect on the college's image - postive or negative?  Likely not.  But it absolutely is an interesting off-message message.

Designer Birthday Cakes of the Week

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Museum Portion Control: The Dollar Menu

The most important take-away from the recent accidental tear of Picasso's "The Actor" at The Met has to do with portion size and endurance.  How many of us have been in near-similar positions at many of the huge, prestigious, overwhelming art and history museums?  You can only view so much and walk through so many galleries before you get museum fatigue, lose your balance, and then boom: history is destroyed.  It could happen to any of us. 

Why don't museums offer small tasting menus?  Dollar menus?  Just because I want to see a Rodin doesn't mean that I also have a whole afternoon to kill.  It would not only be a great way for a museum to generate some buzz and increase the frequency of visits, but it would allow them to dust off warehoused gems that are just sitting around, waiting for an artist/period-specific retrospective.

Sure, some museums have benefactor mandated "suggested donations" that allow you to pay any amount - but the ticket sellers always seem to shoot a scathing look when the name-your-price option is chosen, without knowing the intentionality behind the amount paid.  Perhaps some of the $2 donaters are just museum Dollar Menunaires ahead of their time.  (Other museums offer corporate-sponsored free Friday night admissions, but the spaces can get so crowded at these times as to reduce the value of the experience.)

A museum could develop a separate website devoted specifically to the new and upcoming dollar menu offerings.  I imagine that it would be prudent to not only dedicate a separate room off the main entrance to such an effort, but it would be important for the dollar menu items to be excluded from view of those paying regular admission.  It would firmly establish this as a different experience.

Perhaps the works could cycle in and out every 2 or 3 weeks.  Who knows, maybe the Sarcophagus of Constantina could become the museum world's McRib, appearing on the menu once every few years and drawing throngs of fans?

Sketchy Characters: A Case Study

For the last two or three years it has been remarkably difficult to walk through Times Square in Manhattan without catching sight of a person wearing a series of slightly different, ragged Elmo costumes (and those of other Disney/Time Warner characters to a lesser extent).  As has been documented by various local news outlets, the wearer's MO is to insist upon being paid for appearing in pictures with confused tourists.
Sure, in a brand management sense it's obviously bad if someone is misrepresenting your property in any way.  What particularly strikes me about this situation is that it's happening in one of the most visible "branded" spaces in the world - a place many out-of-towners purposely visit to revel in the refracted glory of Charmin video screens and such.  Encountering this rogue Elmo here can't possibly be the kind of "impression" that a CMO would list in a PowerPoint deck.

What's worse is that beyond being pushy and sometimes committing petty violence against tourists, Times Square Elmo allegedly engages in some even stranger behavior.  According to a post on populationstatistic.com...

As for the creepiness factor, a woman once told me that, for several weeks, this furry freak regularly came by her street-level office window on 7th Avenue and lingered there for several minutes, seemingly staring directly at her.

In the video and photos below, you'll also see that Elmo unsurprisingly seems to have regular interactions with the police.

So, where exactly has Sesame Workshop "corporate" been?  I can't speak with any authority about the legality of dressing up as Elmo in a wildly public space and harrassing people for money.   However, I'd imagine that you could send an email to Bloomberg and he'd take care of this.  So, what exactly is going on here?

Raisin As Texture Vessel

When I first saw Amazin' Raisin brand peach flavored raisins on the shelf at my local Gristedes, I laughed.  Unnecessary frankenfood right?
Well...maybe.  But after reflecting for a moment it occurred to me that the folks at Amazin' Raisin might be trying to position this item as less of a raisin snack extension and more of an ostensibly healthier, albeit transmogrified, alternative to fruit snacks.  It's very Wylie Dufresne of them, treating the raisin as a texture vessel into which a new taste can be transmitted.  I'd imagine that a sizable share of packaged raisins are eaten by kids - so this seems like clever solution for parents that don't want their kids eating chewy LEGO blocks, while still giving them the range of flavors (also available in lemon, strawberry) they crave:
Unfortunately for the folks at Amazin' Raisin, my supermarket carries Amazin' Raisins in the peanut butter / bread / prunes / raisin aisle, as opposed to the fruit snacks section.  I will have to check at other supermarkets to see what kind of shelf space this product is getting.  I think adjacency to regular raisins is what magnifies the oddity of this snack and deflects its potentially positive tradeoff attribute.

Designer Birthday Cakes of the Week

Part 2 in an ongoing series documenting the genre of designer accessories birthday cakes.
Box detail shot.
Wait list is surprisingly short for this one.